Yes, this is another entry. I sometimes add things here, although judging by the comments people make, I'm one of the only people to read this garbage. I have had two comments (one by myself). Nevertheless, I soldier on through thick and thin and pour my heart out to the world while nobody's looking. Sniff.
I would like to take this opportunity (so generous of you all to give it to me) to speak about chicken. This is an amazing bird; a true pinacle of creation. The chicken has been created to play an important part in everyday functionality. It's solo part, it's leading role, is to sit on a table, dripping with gravy (the chicken, not the table), and look yummy before being consumed in ferocious hunger. I like chicken. Did you know there a part of a chicken called an 'oyster'? Wow. I once wanted to start a band and call it 'Thighs, breasts and drumsticks' in simple honour of this wonderful bird.
Enough ranting, I think I will now rave. Sound of annoying, loud music.
Your mama
Badger-with-spoon
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I'm also a fan of the "Flightless Bird of Tastiness". What makes it even more exciting about chicken is that not only does it taste wonderful, but it also makes wonderful things pop out its bottom! Not many animals can lay claim to that..
I lay claim to that. Depends on your definition of wonderful, I guess. :)
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